shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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