I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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