well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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