Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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