is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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