my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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