I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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