News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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