I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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