Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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