why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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