It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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