Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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