the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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