Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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