Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
