Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Quick, to the slutcave!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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