You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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