You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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