Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
where am i from again
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
They have beer where we have blood.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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