roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
