Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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