Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wish i was in the wii world.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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