i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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