This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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