I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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