plz talk dirty to me
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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