I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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