Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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