sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
