You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
