Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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