I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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