I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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