Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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