My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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