I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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