Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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