Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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