i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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