And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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