is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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