NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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