I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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