She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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