I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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