Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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