You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
