I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
