i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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