I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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