Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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