ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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