Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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