last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
